Golf Joke
The beginning golfer asked his caddie, "What should I do with this divot?"
To which he answered:
A) Why not take it home and practice on it?
B) Why don't you try to grow a garden on it?
C) Maybe you could have it declared a fifty-first state.
D) Why don't you bring it home and use it as your own putting green?
E) Why don't you give it to Brazil to help replace the rain forest?
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